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Show 40 – Top 10 ways to resolve the BP oil crisis

Naz — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 15:44:35 +0000

Hi everyone, Ben and I hit the top 10 ways to solve this BP oil crisis!

10. Summon Captain Planet, as long as he wasn’t trapped in the oil spill, as that would pretty much kill him.

09. Call Super Man, he will freeze it all with his deep breath, and then chuck the big ice cube into space.

08. Take the traditional American approach, wage war against the oil as it is invading US shores.

07. Get Tom Cruise and his gang (Scientology) to use their space ships to eradicate the oil.

06. Get the Bale to shout it away.

05. Use the monster machine from Scooby Doo 2, to turn it into a tar monster, and deal with the monster later.

04. Get Moses to part the oil, then sell it back to BP like the Capitalist he is.

03. Put an ad out in America saying “The oil spill needs a home” And wait for Anglea Jolie or Madonna to adopt it.

02. Pretend it didn’t happen.

01. Bring in Bruce Willis, as he so perfectly illustrated in Armageddon.

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Show 39 – Top 5 Misleading Headlines

Naz — Sun, 09 May 2010 10:31:11 +0000

Hello all! Bang on schedule, Ben and I bring you Show 39 – Top 5 Misleading Headlines!

This week:
5. IMF in ‘radical’ bank tax plans

4. First plane passengers arrive back in UK

3. Iranian cleric blames quakes on promiscuous women

2. Boris Johnson worries that no-fly zone could go on “indefinitely” (audio)

1. Parents say test boycott too late

1.5 Turkey offers to mediate in Iran

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Show 38 – Top Ten Things To Avoid Saying When In Bed

Naz — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 08:49:03 +0000

Hi all! We’re baaaack! After a busy month, Ben and I have sat down to bring you, our lovely fan base the top ten things to avoid saying when in bed!

So, here is the basic rundown (and where they’re from):

10. It’s alive, IT’S ALIVE! (Frankenstein)

9. You’ll shoot your eye out. (A Christmas Story)

8. Be afraid. Be very afraid. (The Fly)

7. I’ve been slimed. (Ghostbusters)

6. Show me the money. (Jerry McGuire)

5. Bring out the Gimp. (Pulp Fiction)

4. Say hello to my little friend. (Scarface)

3. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! (The Wizard of Oz)

2. Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape! (Planet of the Apes)

1. That’ll do, pig. That’ll do. (Babe)

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Show 37 – Top 7 Banner Ads

Naz — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 16:17:21 +0000

Yello all! Ben and I have finished recording, editing & uploading Show 37 for you, so without any further delay, here you go!

1. Belly

2. Cartoon You

3. IE8 for XMAS

4. Mafia Wars

5. BBC – mum loses 41 lbs

6. Evony – You can play discreetly

7. What terrifies Bill Gates

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Show 36 – Top Ten Search Terms of 2009

Naz — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 19:13:11 +0000

Hi all! Welcome back to a very rested Naz & Ben! Hope you all enjoyed the cold start to 2010 like we did!!

This week, Ben and I bring you the top ten search terms of 2009! We were, well stilla re astonished with what the results are… check out this show to hear what we have to say!!

Here is the rundown:

10. RUNESCAPE
9. NASCAR
8. KIM KARDASHIAN
7. AMERICAN IDOL
6. NARUTO
5. BRITNEY SPEARS
4. MEGAN FOX
3. WWE
2. TWILIGHT
1. MICHAEL JACKSON

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Show 35 – Top Ten Things You Could Do To Become A Superhero

Naz — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:00:50 +0000

WOW! After a belated week off, and some shoddy work by our host MediaTemple resulting in our server becoming comprimised, we’re back and the new show is edited and uploaded. In both enhanced and standard glory, Ben and I bring you the “Top Ten Things You Could Do To Become A Superhero”. Enjoy the quick list below, and be sure to enjoy the show!

1. Create a power suite, a la Iron Man.
2. Roll in toxic waste.
3. Put a bunch of Tarantulas into the microwave, and eat it (as it won’t be able to bite anymore), then play the waiting game.
4. Somehow become fast due to a bunch of random chemicals, this could have gone seriously wrong.
5. Hunt the Mole people (from past episodes) and extract their spinal fluid, then inject it directly into your heart
6. Go to the top of a volcano and seek the guidance of Graknar the Magnificent, who will grant you special powers.
7. Drill to the centre of the earth and meet Gia – Spirit of the earth, who will grant you awesome super powers.
8. Meet a super hero, and sleep with him/her absorb their powers, your kids will inherit the super powers too! win/win.
9. Enrol at a Japanese highschool. Visit a lake where there has been a recent sighting of a meteor, looks for a dark object with an orb and engage it.
10. Start drinking at a juice bar, patiently wait and eventually an interdimentional being will recruit you to save the word.

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Show 34 – Top Ten Mythical Creatures (That Could Be Awesome Pets?)

Naz — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:51:52 +0000

Top Ten Mythical Creatures (That Could Be Awesome Pets?)

Woo, apologies for the minor delay in getting this one out to you all, but hope in the meantime you all voted for us at the Podcast Awards 2009!

That said, we’ve got an awesome show for you! Ben and I discuss ten mythical creatures and why they could be awesome pets!

1. Minotaur
2. Digimon
3. Lockness Monster
3.5. Jackal
4. Chuba Carba
5. Little furry aliens from Critters
6. Snarf from thundercats
7. Thirty/Thirty
8. Battlecat
9. Mini Dragon
10. Shark from Deep Blue Sea (but a mini version, like a gold fish)

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The 2009 Podcast Awards – Nominate Us

Naz — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 20:13:05 +0000

Hey loyal fans! Naz & Ben need you!

The 2009 Nominations for Podcast Awards is coming to a close, and after more than 1 year podcasting and 1,000 + downloads a month world wide I’m making a final effort to get us at least nominated please go here and vote:

http://www.podcastawards.com/

Please only nominate us in the following categories:

- Best Produced, and

- Entertainment

Here is what you’ll need to fill in:

[voting section]

Podcast Name: The Naz & Ben Show

Podcast URL: http://gogomedia.tv/blog

[your details section]

- Name

- Valid eMail

- Best describes you

- Comments

Please fill in valid info, and it’s uber important you write how badass we are as each submission is reviewed by a human before the vote is counted!

Nomination Period closes @ 2359 October, 18th so please get your nomination in bright and early, recommend us to your friends or just get as many peeps to vote for us as possible!

The URL again: http://www.podcastawards.com/

Thank you all,

Naz.

me@gogomedia.tv

http://twitter.com/gogomedia

Hey loyal fans! Naz & Ben need you!

http://www.podcastawards.com/

Please only nominate us in the following categories:

- Best Produced, and

- Entertainment

Here is what you’ll need to fill in:

[voting section]

Podcast Name: The Naz & Ben Show

Podcast URL: http://gogomedia.tv/blog

[your details section]

- Name

- Valid eMail

- Best describes you

- Comments

Please fill in valid info, and it’s uber important you write how badass we are as each submission is reviewed by a human before the vote is counted!

Nomination Period closes @ 2359 October, 18th so please get your nomination in bright and early, recommend us to your friends or just get as many peeps to vote for us as possible!

The URL again: http://www.podcastawards.com/

Cheers all!

Naz.

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p.s. I’ll be assulting Facebook, LinkedIn, your inbox and various other ways to get the word out, so make sure you plug us too!

Show 33 – Top Ten Ways To Get Us Out Of A Recession

Naz — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:17:34 +0000

Hello loyal fans It’s that time again, this week we have (al la title) The Top Ten Ways To Get Us Out Of A Recession! Yes! We have the answer, well, we have 10 answers!

1. Invade a country rich of natural resources and pillage it for all its worth.

2. Enslave a race of goblins to mine gold while you eat lots of chicken.

3. Ask M.Bison from Street Fighter the live action movie to print billions of his Bison dollars and replace all of the world’s currency with it.

4. Kidnap the Monoply Guy.

5. Get sound wave to produce energon cubes from his chest and fill them with oil which miraculously turns purple. Why? Coz Soundwave’s a pimp.

6. Rig the Euromillions so I (Naz) win the money 12 consecutive draws in a row and I’ll sort this economy out!

7. Shoot Darren Brown for lying to us about rigging the lottery, what a tosser.

8. Create a race of reverse storks which kidnap peoples new born babies and hold the world to ransom.

9. Detonate a nuclear bomb at a safe distance above the financial capitals of the world (including data centres) so they are wiped out, this wiping out all known debt.

10. Ask the mole people (from show 29) for a loan, then destroy their race.

Now, these may appear to be a bit extreme, but hello! We are in a recession here, and trust me, they are not as bad as they read… give it a listen!

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One last thing, credit for the uber cool edit goes out to: Rich who cut, mixed, chaptered etc this podcast!

Twitter: @r_garfield Web: blogforbeats.com Email: info@blogforbeats.com

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Show 32 – Top Eight Myths That Could Be Real

Naz — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 13:02:51 +0000

Hey ho people! So this week, Ben and I discuss the top myths that could be real, and why!

Here is the basic rundown, enjoy!

Show 32 – Top Ten Myths That Could Be Real

1. Corona is Mexican Piss, In the 1980s there was a rumor that Mexican workers were peeing in the Corona tanks that were destined for the US. Certainly alarmingly disgusting… if true. As it turns out this myth was started as a result of Corona’s rising popularity in the US market, and who was jealous? Heineken.

2. Taking candy from a baby, Yes you just got to be super quick about it.

3. The internet has an off switch, if you nuke planet earth like we said in episode 29 (go and have a listen) any one of those would for sure, switch off the internet…along with a lot of other shit.

4. Bigfoot, real- Harry and the Hendersons, the bigfoot in that program looks uber real, all those facial expressions, I think that’s enough to say, that Harry is a real Bigfoot.

5. Drunk driving isn’t cool, apparentally it is, as specially if you’re dressed up as AC Slater from Saved By The Bell and you have Kelly topless in the passenger seat.

6. Swineflu, This almost makes a lot of sense, Mexico is much easier to attack and Muslims hate pigs. With Mexicans working everywhere they are literally the modern day rat capable of spreading plague across the planet of infidels.

7. Chuck Norris and the night, he sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

8. George bush is an idiot, here are some quotes to prove this myth a fact,

‘This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It’s what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve.’

‘Will the highways on the Internet become more few?’

For NASA, space is still a priority.

‘I think anybody who doesn’t think I’m smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.’

1. Corona is Mexican Piss
2. Taking candy from a baby
3. The internet has an off switch
4. Bigfoot
5. Drunk driving isn’t cool? Apparentally it is..
6. The origins of Swineflu
7. Chuck Norris and the night
8. George bush is an idiot

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